Dude went to Princeton. Just do what he says.
Jonathan Safran Foer, roughly quoting: Don't fuck a pig in the ass and then bitch and moan the next morning when your dick smells like pig shit. [Pause] That would be a great thesis title.
Submitted on Mar 31, 2009
They Have Been Since Before Your Parents!
Girl: What if China suddenly becomes, like, communist or something?
Professor: Well, they already are communist.
Submitted on Feb 04, 2007
In a handbasket.
Guy 1: Can you go to hell for something you don't do on purpose?
Guy 2: Depends. Give me an example.
Guy 1: Last night I had a homoerotic dream about Jesus.
Guy 2: Yes.
Submitted on Oct 28, 2010
Now play it!
Girl: My vagina is a banjo!
Submitted on Feb 24, 2007
At least they don't steal like Italians.
Guy 1: I miss my mom's spaghetti... Which originated in China, not from Italy, mind you.
Guy 2: Yeah, I read that in a disney comic book once.
Guy 1: I hate Italy.
Guy 2: Other than trying to jack your spaghetti... And by your I'm grouping all southeast asia together because you all look the same and that's how I judge people. No homo.
Guy 1: Life is unfair.
Guy 2: True story.
Submitted on Feb 26, 2007
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