Patrick Henry Wasn't Protecting Stupid People, Though.

Professor: Can anyone think of any reasons why there should be no limits on the freedom of speech?
Boy: This is the stupidest discussion ever.
Professor: Well, do you have any reasons to add to the disccusion?
Boy: I could fill 30 blackboards with reasons why there should not be any limits on the freedom of speech.
Professor: Well, what are those reasons?
Boy: I still can't believe we're having this discussion. It's so stupid.

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Japan is just Chinese for 'people who make boats.'

Guy 1: Chinese people can't swim.
Drunk Guy 2: How the fuck do you think they got to Japan?

Coleman

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The latest from Curia: Curia Summer Update

It's alright, she won't care at that point.

Guy to girl: Just so you know, I don't do necrophilia. If you're dead, that's a deal-breaker.

Smith

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Fucked! Psyche!

Guy: "Hey Carl, how do you like your tube steak? Well usually I like to park it in some whore!" Oh man, that's good.
Girl: You aren't sleeping over tonight.
Guy: Oh yeah. Bad joke.

Smith Union

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I've Come To Terms With The Fact That I Am A Prophet

Guy1: You looked like Buddha there for a moment.
Guy2: Wow...
Guy1: Sorry, if that's weird or anything...
Guy2: I don't think I've ever been given a better compliment.

The Penthouse

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