It' not hard to understand why you're 'horny' and not 'postcoital.'

Horny Guy: I assign "women" to "stupid bitch."

Stowe

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Made a believer out of Mary!

Girl: Jews just don't believe in immaculate conception.
Guy: I hope god gets you pregnant.

Supersnacks

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The latest from Curia: Thanksgiving in the Bubble

It's ok. The whole room would add up to a dollar.

Guy 1: If I were a monetary value right now I would be about 50 cents... that's on a scale to one million.
Guy 2: Yeah, you look like shit.

Moulton on a Saturday morning

Submitted on Dec 01, 2007 / permalink / rating:
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Abstinence-Only Sex Education, Anyone?

Hapless Guy: I thought that the girl had to have an orgasm in order to get pregnant?

Coles Tower

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We all have our Life-or-Death Causes

Girl: Oh my god are those marshmallows? I would kill to have one.
Guy: Those are napkins.

Maine Hall

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