A connoisseur of sorts
Guy 1: There's very good wine in Southern France, like nice.
Guy 2: I may not know a lot about wine, but I can tell you all about cheap beer.
Farley Field House
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YOU SHALL NOT PARTY!
[Security is breaking up a summer party]
Security: Hey, were you guys the ones who threw a Hobbit-themed birthday party last week?
Guy: Yeah!
[Enthusiastic conversation ensues]
Brunswick Apartments
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Come on, Raaannnnddddyyyy!
Randy: Good evening ladies, what's going on here?
Girl, playing beirut: What does it look like we're doing!
Quinby Basement
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Prison talk comes to Bowdoin
Guy 1: If she comes any closer I'm going to brush her teeth with this fork!
Maine Hall
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Now, if we're talking about how much money a butt could earn...
Professor: It's a strange expression, "buttloads of money." I don’t know about your butts, but mine couldn’t hold that much money.
Hubbard
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